Saturday, September 5, 2026

Let's Remember Some Civil Unrest! The German Coast Uprising

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(Artwork by Lorraine Gendron.)
 
In the 1780s, the French colony of Saint-Domingue was the most profitable colony in the world. Growing sugar cane and processing it into refined sugar made the colony the jewel in the crown for Ancien RĂ©gime France. In 1791, everything changed. Saint-Domingue saw the largest slave rebellion in the history of the Americas, and the most successful. These guerrillas defeated all comers, include an army sent by Emperor Napolean to re-enslave them. Soon enough the colony of Saint-Domingue would become the free nation of Haiti. It was but a single Black, free state, all alone in the world, surrounded by white settler powers. In the years that followed, nearly every colony in the Caribbean had a slave uprising. There were dozens Cuba alone. In 1811, it was Louisiana’s turn, with the German Coast Uprising.

Slave revolts are not the most popular subjects in history. Even in this field, the two-day failed revolution on the German Coast, a little stretch of the Mississippi River north of New Orleans, is very obscure. This uprising is listed by historians as the largest slave rebellion in American history, larger than Nat Turner, larger than John Brown, yet for some reason it seems to have been remarkably under-reported at the time. Wikipedia’s citations are mostly from the 1940s or 1950s, not a good sign if you want modern scholarship on the subject. They heavily cite a 2011 book by a Harvard undergrad, Daniel Rasmussen, which is probably the secondary source everybody else online is working off of. The historians do have written primary accounts, but also there's a lot of folklore and myth, which I hope I’m not repeating.

I have theories as to why the German Coast Uprising was so obscure. Number one is that Louisiana was not yet a state, it had only become part of the US in 1803. A lot of the people in this battle, white or Black, did not speak English or were illiterate. (In some parts of Louisiana, French or Creole were still the dominant languages well into the 20th century.) The only reports we have from the slaves themselves come from trials after the fact, a history written by the victors. The slavers class were not in much hurry to spread any liberatory message. Also, slavery was just different here at this time than in say, Virginia. The American-style racial caste system is a pure binary: white and Black. One drop of Black blood means you’re in the out-group. In Latin American slavery, there were levels to the racial castes. “Pure” Europeans were at the top of course, but if you had one white parent, it made a huge difference. Freed Mulatto groups are a very important part of the Haitian Revolution, who are distinct from the fully African slaves. The gradations are important here too.

The slaves in the German Coast were engaged in the sugar industry, just as in Haiti. And if you know your Haitian history, you’ll know turning sugarcane into sugar was a very labor-intensive, very violent practice, that depending on a lot of torture. These places imported a lot of slaves and expected at least half of the labor force to die out, either to exhaustion or disease. Sugar plantations were some of the worst places to be at any time in history. Meanwhile, the planters were living in the heights of continental European luxury just a few feet away.

On January 8th, 1811, rumors were already passing along the Mississippi of a planned revolt. The leader, it seems, was Charles Deslondes, probably about twenty years old, born a Mulatto slave on Haiti just before the revolution. He was brought to Louisiana in roughly 1793, with many “refugees” of the revolution. He worked on the white Deslondes family's plantation, who gave him their surname, but he was not one of them. Charles Deslondes would go on to become a Slave Driver for Colonel Manuel Andry on a neighboring farm. That meant he was one of the slaves who were middle management for the bosses, and by management, I mean torturer and brutalizer. The whites at the top did not even do their own dirty work. It did give Deslondes some freedom to organize and plan, and that night he made his move.

One night like any other, on a rainy January evening, Andry’s family was attacked by their own slaves. Col. Andry took one blow from an ax but ran out of the house. His adult son Gilbert did not escape the wrath of their human property. He was butchered in his bed. The Colonel fled north.

Deslondes and his band began to march, plantation by plantation, burning many of them on their way, towards New Orleans, about thirty miles away. We do not know their ultimate goal. There’s some talk from the captured slaves of a grand conspiracy from around the world, which has to be fantasy. Possibly they were just telling their torturers what they wanted to hear. We think they planned to turn Louisiana into another Haiti, ruled by free blacks. If they had any grand geopolitical strategy, maybe between Spanish, British, and American designs on the mouth of the Mississippi, they could play the great powers off against each other like the Haitians had.

Only one other slave owner, Francois Trepagnier, was killed. (Can’t say I feel all that sorry for him, he is reported to have treated his slaves literally like dogs.) The small army of slaves, somewhere between 200 and 500 in total, armed mostly with their agricultural tools and axes, but with a few muskets and horses, advanced fifteen miles that night and morning. Only a small portion of the slaves they met joined the revolt. Many others stayed in their homes, several even fled to warn their masters. The slave army had some semblance of military order, drums for the march, maybe uniforms. Opposing their route to the city were a few dozen American soldiers. If you know your War of 1812 history, you’d know that the American military at this time was in a miserable, hilariously corrupt state. Deslondes’ army could have caused a lot of chaos and built a larger movement if luck was on their side.

Luck was not on their side.

Unfortunately for Deslondes, his master Col. Andry was not just alive but also an energetic leader. He quickly gathered up a white militia of his neighbors from the north and out-flanked the few hundred slaves. By January 9th, the slaves were surrounded, with enemies coming from north and south. A final battle took place at the plantation of Bernard Bernoudy, where the fleeing slaves fought for a few minutes, losing 45 men, and they were routed. The slaves fled in all directions, but they did not get far. By January 11th, Deslondes had been captured, dragged out by dogs. He was tortured horribly and then killed. I’ll spare you the gruesome details.

Throughout the rest of January, the militia and army carried out swift justice. Trials were held, where scores of men and women were treated as bandits and executed. Reportedly one hundred heads on pikes decorated the road from Andry’s plantation to New Orleans. Louisiana became a state in 1812, and the slave economy of sugar lasted until the end of the Civil War. White power would be re-asserted several more times with severe violence, including the New Orleans Massacre of 1866 during Reconstruction.

Today, I’m sure, racial harmony has finally been achieved in Louisiana and we should stop worrying about all this ugly history. Seems like an anti-social un-American thing to do, remembering this stuff.

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