Sunday, June 16, 2013
Okay, now that the unpleasantness is behind us, let us move on. Luckily there are two other next-gen gaming consoles out there, the PlayStation 4 and the Nintendo WiiU. So you don't even need Xbox, its part of the past already. They've willingly chosen to make themselves entirely irrelevant forever more, and even the suicide of the one the biggest console manufacturers in the business will not dampen the generally good news coming out of E3 this year.
As a first note, stunningly, Square Enix brought their game this year, and brought it hard. Yeah, they still carried in "Lightning Returns" and those HD remakes, whatever, but they also had new games. Exciting stuff. The "Final Fantasy XV" almost makes up for how long of a wait we've had to suffer for "Versus XIII"**. The actual game might prove to only be mediocre, but this is still a great moment to be a Final Fantasy fan, and nothing can take that away. Then, as if one miracle were not enough, there was an announcement of "Kingdom Hearts III". I guess the universe doesn't hate me after all. Those two alone would have made this a great week to be a gamer, but I have many more titles to speak of.
Friday, June 14, 2013
Let's be upfront right now: "Man of Steel" is not the movie that will make Superman cool. In fact, "Man of Steel" is something of a disaster. If the goal was to make Superman even more bland and forgettable in a over-complicated mess of a film without characters or mood or development, then I guess they flew right through all of Lex Luthor's rings. I think the idea here that Zack Snyder and Master Christopher Nolan had was to boil Superman down to just his pure archetypal core removing the goofy campy elements and slapstick, to create nothing but a grand heroic ubermench. And in the end, they boiled out all the flavor. Then they kept on going, until the meat of the characters limply slid off, leaving nothing but dead stinking bones in the pot.
I kept waiting for "Man of Steel" to get awesome. I had really high expectations for this one, and it wasn't until ten minutes after I left the theater that I realized how utterly awful this movie was. The trailers offered what seemed like a perfect perspective on the Superman character: mixing classic Americana with pure godlike special effects. The casting looked fantastic, offering what appeared to be a character study of Superman himself, how he mixed together his disparate elements of old-timey Wheat-fed American farmer upbringings and his ultimate superpowers from Krypton. Instead it was about nothing. Ultimately this whole movie is really about setting up a terrible hour-long CG fight scene that never ends. All the characters are flat and expendable, they exist as shades of cliches, and really its not about Superman or Krypton or archetypes. Its about long Michael Bay-style endless fight scenes.
The problem here is that "Man of Steel" gets so close to being that perfect Superman movie that the trailers suggested. Its almost there. If only the structure of the movie was actually concerned with the characters, if only Superman seemed to have any kind of personality, if only the ending wasn't trying to create the most ridiculous doomsday scenario to give all the CG artists something to do. There have been good Superman movies, there have been bad Superman movies*. But aside from obscure porn-parodies, this has to be the worst one I've ever seen. Sorry, pretty graphics don't save a film from lacking a soul.
Monday, June 10, 2013
But now E3 is here, and tomorrow morning Square Enix will present their "Future of Final Fantasy" outline. Essentially this will be the largest announcement of Final Fantasy's future ever since E3 2006 when the ill-fated Fabula Novus Crystallis Final Fantasy XIII project was announced. Already we know of "Lightning Returns", and that's perfectly fine you freakish Lightning Saga* fans but definitely not the spark this series needs to restart its fire, several remakes, and a rebuild of "Final Fantasy XIV", which actually looks amazing. That leaves only the next-gen business. Its unknown how many titles this announcement will declare, or just what they will be. But its basically guaranteed at this point that "Versus XIII" will be part of the show, as director Tetsuya Nomura has come to America to show-off something, and he's already cryptically said "I'm pretty sure everybody already knows what's coming". For months now Nomura has been giving vague remarks to the press about how he wants to show off "Versus XIII", but the upper-management won't let him. What does that mean? What has been going on behind the Skunkworks of Square Enix?
E3 right now is already at full burn, with Microsoft having already blasted forward their entire production presentation, and as I write this EA is announcing their various corporate abominations. The new "Metal Gear Solid V" trailer looks fantastic and is reminding me that I really need to play "Revengeance" one of these days. But its the Square Enix conference that I'm aching for. After so many years of disappointment - seven long years since the last great Final Fantasy game was released - SE has to have finally gotten their act together, right? Am I allowed to dream? Yeah, it will probably just be "Versus XIII" announced as "Final Fantasy XV", but will there be more? There are so few times to be excited as a Final Fantasy fan anymore, could this actually pay off?
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Now before we begin, "After Earth" is a deeply flawed film that is harmed by a series of very poor decisions. The plot is fairly stupid, in fact, even nonsensical, but luckily all its really there for is to set up a SciFi future survival in the wilderness tale. And that's what you have to set yourself up for, you kinda gotta ignore the crap about the backstory (which doesn't make a lick of sense), or how the evil aliens sense fear, or whatever. Basically its a son overcoming adversity to save his father and escape from Earth, which is now crawling with mutant animals. That's it. And that does make for compelling cinema, at as far as I'm concerned. M. Night Shyamalan chooses simply bizarre directorial choices, such as a fantastically weird and inconsistent space accent that everybody is speaking. He also still cannot seem to be able to direct people, allowing Will Smith to create the most wooden performance of his entire career, and probably ruining poor Jaden Smith's acting career forever.
Honestly, I'm disappointed I enjoyed this movie at all, since I was expecting a new "Battlefield Earth" or something. Rather, I was actually finding myself enjoying this film. I mean, its nothing great, but its rather better than some other cheap SciFi films that have come out this year. The main duo are fairly flat, the plot is silly, but I was pretty impressed by a relatively simple survival story, combined with a troubled father-son relationship which ultimately drives the film and the characters. Even if you can accuse Will Smith of the worst of foolishness by trying to give his son a Blockbuster role, I don't really think he was trying to do any harm here. He just wanted to make a movie with his son, is that so bad? There's nothing so terribly wrong with "After Earth" that makes it worthy of its status as a laughingstock. I'd even recommend it as a rental.