Thursday, January 15, 2026

Top 15 Movies of 2025: No. 12 - 28 Years Later

12. 28 Years Later, dir. Danny Boyle

The original 28 Days Later looks like shit. It is still a good movie, but those early digital films have aged into gnarly pieces of work. In Danny Boyle's defense, shooting digitally gave his movie this rough, underground feeling, like a 16mm grindhouse movie. 28 Years Later sees Boyle experimenting to a less dramatic effect. The whole thing is shot on iPhone 15, which is certainly not typical for mainstream movie-making, however it is still an advanced tool in its own right. You won't confuse 28 Years Later's cinematography for any other movie. There is an interesting effect where Boyle and his DP, Anthony Dod Mantle, sorta figured out their tech as the movie went along. The grimy 2025 digital sheen evolves during the course of the movie to being less confrontational to audience expectations. By the end, 28 Years Later looks rather conventional. 

We end on a movie that is brighter, less claustrophobic, with a clearer focus. Boyle uses a technique of 'collage', quite a bit early on, where the adventures are inter-cut with stock footage of medieval longbows and castles. Again, this him acting like a dirty punk director, as if his movie is crudely glued-together and pieces of it might just fall out. As our protagonist get a clearer sense of himself and his mission in the world, we lose those elements. The contrast helps illustrate an important point: 28 Years Later is two different movies, one being the zombie sequel you expected, the other being a movie nobody saw coming.

In first half we have a British folk horror zombie movie, a clever direction for this franchise to go. Spike (Alfie Williams) is part of a survivor community in an island off the mainland, his people having out-lasted the zombie plague thanks to lucky geography. He's just a kid, so has no memory of any pre-apocalyptic world. The first act is Spike taking on his first hunt with his father, Jamie (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), giving him his first look at what is outside the isolation of his village. Just as humans have adapted, becoming semi-feudal warriors, so have the zombies. They're now The Last of Us-inspired classes of monster, with slow, easy to avoid scavengers or big brutish alphas (with some extremely questionable racial politics going on there). That's all thrilling, capped off with a great chase sequence set in the backdrop of an impossibly star-studded night sky.

Then the second half is something else. Spike goes on a second journey with his mother, Isla (Jodie Comer). I won't spoil in great detail what happens here, because this is where my own life interrupts the review. Yeah, things are getting sad again.

The zombies as a monster is all about death, but only in the abstract sense, not in any specific or personal way. You're titillated by the idea of a survivalist aftermath more than you miss the world that was. (How many times have you had the conversation "what retail store will you live in after the zombies come?") That's when 28 Years Later shocks us by reminding us that yes, all these ghouls you're sniping for points were people. They were not simply an indistinguishable mass of mindless inhumanity: they had pasts, and lives, and somebody needs to treat the dead with respect. We get that through, of all things, palliative care, with heroes accepting inevitability. That the best thing we can do for our loves ones sometimes is not more treatment, but making them comfortable, letting go, and saying goodbye.

I saw 28 Years Later the day before my grandmother died. (She would have liked this movie, btw.) My sister and I went out to the movies for a distraction while Grandma was in the hospital and in a very bad condition. We were already preparing for her to have a greatly reduced level of life if she survived this latest illness. We just wanted a distraction and to see people run from spooky zombies. Instead 28 Years Later ended up being a reflection on our very circumstances. My sister hates this movie, it was a bad call for her. I loved it. This is not "the movie I needed that day", no movie would ever fix anything, but it was at least some comfort from the world of cinema to tell me that I was understood. That what I was feeling was universal. These tough decisions are coming for all of us You don't often go to a movie to feel 'seen' by it, but that was my experience here. After I saw this, Grandma got out of surgery, muttered a bit to the nurses, and she seemed at peace for the first time in a week. She passed away the next day, her strength having finally given out. Even if she only had one more good night on this Earth, that time matters. She got a good night's rest, and for all I know, dreamed good dreams.

So I don't know if that's "fair" for this movie to have all that baggage. However, we don't do fairness here; I never pretended otherwise. The review is the review.

Obviously I'll see The Bone Temple, the sequel, which is out the very day I'm posting this. The first 28 Years Later movie ends on such a wild, hysterical tone shift of a cliffhanger that I gotta see what happens next. However, there is no universe where the next movie is makes nearly as brave of choices, or gets close to mattering nearly as much. Will it even have as bold of choices in cinematography?

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Top 15 Movies of 2025: No. 13 - Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc

13. Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc, dir. Tatsuya Yoshihara

There's a good chance you did not watch the Chainsaw Man anime or read the manga, so you might be a bit overwhelmed jumping into this movie without context. Luckily that context is pretty simple: there's a kid named Denji (Kikunosuke Toya) who has the power to become a superhero with chainsaw hands. Japan is overrun with demons with dangerous, often-absurd powers, and the government has organized a vague yet sinister organization to hunt them down. Denji is being used by said agency and its enigmatic head, Makima (Tomori Kusunoki). He's a horny dumbass, basically what happens if Phillip J. Fry could cut monsters in half with his teeth. Worse, he's surrounded by women each with as much enigmatic danger to fill a Park Chan-wook movie. What kind of trouble is his penis going to get him into this time?

Another anime superhero movie came out in 2025, the newest Demon Slayer movie. I'm not recognizing that thing because it was just several hours of extravagant action and obvious melodrama backstory. Chainsaw Man could just be wacky powers depicted in gorgeous animation. Nobody in these parts are too good for preposterous, yet masterfully-animated fight scenes. However there's always something elevating this Man from mere pulp. In the opening scenes of this movie, Denji and Makima go on a date to see twelve hours-worth of movies (the ideal date, in fact). They find nothing interesting in the mainstream comedies or blockbuster movies the audience around them loves. They're numb to everything until at the end of the night they watch a 1959 Soviet movie set during World War II, Ballad of a Soldier, and suddenly are overcome with emotion in ways they cannot explain--

... 

--Actually you know what? We're taking a field trip. Everybody, get up, out of the Chainsaw Man review, it's field trip time!

Ballad of a Soldier, dir. Grigory Chukhray

If you really love movies you should let cinema lead you places, especially under-explored places. I recently discovered that there is a ton of classic Soviet cinema from the studio Mosfilm that is available for free on Youtube, including masterpieces from Tarkovsky and Kurosawa. Freakin' Stalker is right there! You have no excuse to have not seen that one yet. That includes 1959's Ballad of a Soldier, found right here

Here I'll give you 90 minutes to watch it.

Okay? You caught up? Cool.

Fantastic wasn't? Black and white cinema is special. I was crying too at the end, just like the cartoon characters were. There's tons of WWII cinema out there, most of what you'll find easily is about American or Brits, and nearly all of it is set on the front lines, where the action is. This is in fact, my first ever war film I've seen made about Russia by Russians. Notably only the first few minutes of Ballad of a Soldier takes place in combat, the rest is deep within 'friendly' territory, in the endless movement back and forth that also is war. Our hero just wants to fix his mom's roof and is overcome by the confusion of the German invasion and bombings and torn-apart families on his Odyssey home. The narrator tells us from the start that private Alyosha (Vladimir Ivashov) is not surviving this war. And that makes the mere two minutes of interactions he gets to have with his mother (Antonina Maksimova) so heartbreaking. They don't know it, but probably suspect heavily, that this is going to be the last time either of them will meet. On his journey, Alyosha experiences the full breath of relations: a ruined marriage, a rekindled marriage, his own first grasp at love, and finally, the brief stare down with his mother. And still, all that humanity is mere fodder. Whatever promises you make, whatever future there might have been, the front needs bodies, and Alyosha is going to be one of them.

You can think of WWII as this great drama of superman fighting for control of continents, and then there's the reality of what it really was: pure barbarism, vandalism, theft on a scale that is beyond comprehending, theft of an entire generation's worth of futures.

Cool, good field trip, huh?

... 

--Yeah, anyway the main topic movie is a relatively silly thing about a guy with chainsaw powers riding a guy with shark powers to fight another superbeing with bomb powers. However, let us not discount teh real loneliness at the heart of Chainsaw Man (which is presumably right next to adorable chainsaw puppy). Denji is a bit of a chucklefuck, who seems actively incurious about his situation, yet still even the smallest moments of humanity end in surreal horror.

I'm starting to wonder if our field trip was more than a little indulgence of mine, maybe I was onto something there. Tatsuki Fujimoto, the author of this manga (and the manga behind 2024's even better movie, Look Back) fills the work with references from everything to Leon: The Professional to Alien, the usual cool genre stuff. But why would this slow sad Soviet movie be at the centerpiece of whatever is happening with Denji? Because he - and even Makima - are trapped just as much as Alyosha, in a kind of war, be it one considerably more high concept. There is the promise of escape, little morsels of touch and pleasure represented by Makima and later the titular Reze (Reina Ueda). But in the end, it all goes back to Chainsaw Man doing what a chainsaw does: cutting things.

Chainsaw Man: The Movie is maybe the best action film of 2025, though that action is full of pain and vast carnage. This is shonen action that relishes in its implications, a big fight scene is also like a natural disaster going off in the middle of a city. Denji has a callus of happy-go-lucky Shonen Jump stupidity to protect him, but this is as much a mask as the pure sadist evil of his opponent. The best parts of this movie are not even the spectacle. It's the opening act of Denji and Reze discovering each other, in an effective romance. even actively being erotic which is bold for a shonen space. There's the excitement of two young people exploring each other, each other's bodies. The said exploration of bodies has a cruel irony when their very biology as Demon People is what is causing all this mayhem. I was making a joke earlier when I talked about "Denji's penis getting him into trouble", but Chainsaw Man is taking that very seriously. When you're Denji, you do not get to have universal coming of age experiences without a lot of screaming and without streets overflowing with blood.

I don't know where this Chainsaw Man franchise is going, I have not read the comics beyond what has been animated. But do not be surprised when another Chainsaw Man theatrical experience makes its way onto a future list. 

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Top 15 Movies of 2025: No. 14 - Kiss of the Spider Woman

  

14. Kiss of the Spider Woman, dir. Bill Condon

I guess I'm alone on this one?

Some of these movies are going to appear on nearly every Best of 2025 list. Do not be surprised when I cover Sinners, one of the most popular movies of the year. Kleber Mendonça Filho's The Secret Agent is going to make this list too. That one will likely win Best Foreign Language Picture and might be nominated for Best Picture, the juxtaposition of Brazilian fascist oppression and Hollywood blockbusters being an irresistible concoction for the Academy voters. But a very similar movie is not on a lot of Top 10 Lists. Kiss of the Spider Woman, a queer romance set in an Argentinian prison and a love letter to the golden age of musicals, will not win many awards. It got mixed reviews and nobody saw it. This movie made two million dollars against a budget of $30 million, because Lionsgate wrote it off as a failure. The only reason I knew Spider Woman existed at all was thanks to randomly checking the AMC App, which has become my only way to know about what's actually playing in theaters.

I didn't even know it was a remake of a 1985 movie, or an adaptation of a 1992 stage musical based on a 1974 novel by Manuel Puig. I saw that title and thought "huh, they made a sequel to Madame Web, I gotta see this!"

Bill Condon has the credentials to make a glamorous musical. His CV includes Dreamgirls and Chicago. He was also the director who did the best with the aching unsatisfiable romance at the center of the Twilight movies. Spider Woman is another collaboration with frequent cinematographer Tobias A. Schliessler, and it might be his best work. The structure of Spider Woman is about two prisoners, Valentin (Diego Luna) and Molina (Tonatiuh) stuck together in the bowls of one of the junta's worst black holes. Their cell is cramped and dark, so minimalist that it could be a stage set. Meanwhile, the two escape into the fantasy world of Molina's recounting of one of his favorite movies, the movie-within-a-movie Kiss of the Spider Woman. This is where the film explodes into dancing and movement and the bright dazzle of technicolor celluloid. At the center of their dreams is the actress Ingrid Luna (Jennifer Lopez), a Hollywood starlet who is both the heroine and villain in a dual role. Duality is all over the place here since Molina and Valentin end up playing singing roles in their imagination. Reality is dismal and small, but the big screen can be enormous and free.

I'm always a sucker for fiction playing with its multiple levels of reality. Molina, who is a trans in a time when such things are not recognized properly, casts themselves in the movie as Luna's gay sidekick, magically replacing the mediocre actor in the original text. From there you can be increasingly unsure how much of what we're seeing is the "true" Spider Woman and how much is Molina's invention to help along Valentin in his struggles. Diego Luna is playing another Cassian Andor, a butch Marxist hero, who resents Hollywood musicals as unimportant capitalist nonsense. But eventually he's drawn into the glamor of it all. Luna/Valentin is cast as J-Lo's handsome leading man lover. We therefore have a queer romance that develops within the veneer of a Hollywood romance. They use the play of a straight male-female Hollywood movie to slide past the cultural taboo that separates them. It's a great dynamic.

It is an enormous shame that this version of Kiss of the Spider Woman is certainly doomed to be forgotten. I can only hope that Tonatiuh does not end up forgotten with it, I want to see more movies with them in it. Lopez and Luna are not quite perfect for Old Hollywood glamor, they're never quite comfortable doing this, but Tonatiuh belongs in celluloid.

Monday, January 12, 2026

Top 15 Movies of 2025: No. 15 - Predator: Badlands

15. Predator: Badlands, dir. Dan Trachtenberg

That shaved sides haircut is so hot now that even Predators go for it, huh?

The Predator franchise was a miserable embarrassment just five years ago. Until Dan Trachtenberg, this was a franchise consisted of one classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, one direct sequel that I think I'm alone in enjoying, and a lot of sequels that are better off forgotten. It took over thirty years to figure out what to do with the Predator as a movie monster again. 2022's Prey was both the first time these movies had anything interesting to say since the Eighties, and also a tight exciting thriller about a young woman proving herself to be a better predator (lower case) than the Predator (proper noun).

Predator: Badlands is structurally the same movie as Prey, just starring an actual alien this time. It is amazing that there have been seven of these movies and nobody thought to have a Predator be like... an actual character for my entire lifetime. The new lead even has a respectful rivalry with a sibling as our previous Comanche heroine. Both characters wind up in the wilds of either the Great Plains or a comic book barbarian planet, and have to use nature's tools of tricks to face off against White human colonizers. I'm more than fine with repeating a plot structure if it works, and Prey worked. Let's just do it again but bigger, louder, and more Heavy Metal-ish. Sequels can be good! We got three Knives Out movies using who-done-it mysteries as cultural criticism and that franchise peaked in 2025.

The big difference is that Prey is a solo affair, the movie's lead had only a dog to hunt with her, but Badlands is a movie about a building an RPG party. Dek (Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi) is a scrawny little Predator (or "Yuatja" to use the franchise name for the species) who has to prove himself to his warrior race family, and chooses to go to the most awful planet full of the most dangerous creatures in order to earn his place. Very quickly Dek is overwhelmed by the local flora and fauna who are level 99 enemies, even his fancy Yuatja tool-kit is insufficient for this world. The only way to survive is by teaming up with a half-ruined Weyland-Yutani android, Thia (Elle Fanning) and an adorable little monkey guy, Bud (Rohinal Ravinesh Narayan). Yuatja are not terribly friendly as a species, as seen with their usual propensity to murder action stars in the jungle, so it takes awhile for Dek to open up and team up with this new crew. There's not a lot of depth to him, this is basically a movie starring a hulking slasher villain, but Elle Fanning and the CG Pokemon fill in the gaps well.

Sure, we have lost a lot of the cultural commentary by removing the Comanche historical element. I won't kid you by saying that Predator: Badlands is as interesting a movie as Prey - it isn't. Badlands is not necessarily a dumb movie, it is as clever a script as Prey, especially towards the end when Dek has to rebuild his Predator arsenal by using the various killer fauna of this death world as video game items. Call it Chekhov's space gizmos. There's a second Elle Fanning-bot who is one of the best villains of 2025. I have not seen Elle Fanning in anything for a minute, last year proved she is a fantastic actress, and she completely nails both of her robot roles. Getting to watch a Predator work as the scrappy underdog is quite the role reversal. Dek pulls off quite the Metal Gear Solid adventure with his friends in the third act. 

You could do a lot worse with a popcorn flick franchise sequel in 2025. And what Best Of list is complete without a crowd-pleaser?

Sunday, January 11, 2026

Top 15 Movies of 2025: Introduction

  

Once again another year has passed and 20XX has become 20XY. So we're doing this again! The Top 15 Movies of twenty... something something! I saw about 70 newly-released movies last year, as I do most years. There's at least forty movies that could make this list any given year to talk about, and I still haven't seen a ton of stuff on people's Best Lists. Sorry, Sorry, Baby, I was just not interested. 

First an intro, then tomorrow we'll get into No. 15.

Argument: 

Last year sucked. Let us start there.

Some years earn special meme status for being awful. 2020 was so bad that we had several movies in 2025 to remember how terrible it was, most notably Ari Aster's Eddington. I do not know if 2025 will also gain such status as a numerical shorthand for bad memories. This was a year where it felt like at any moment we might tank our economy, go to war, or fully toss our constitutional rights for good. But to be positive, none of those things quite happened in 2025 - it was almost irritating. Sure, we might bomb the Hell out of innocent people and put up tariffs, yet still the year had this energy of "that sucked... so I guess we still gotta go to fucking work, huh?" The great final battle of Good vs Evil can play out in your fantasies every day and then, yup, tomorrow you're getting up and taking a shit and getting in the car to do it again.

This is horrible, but it could be worse. If you need an obvious blunt metaphor, only part of the White House was bulldozed, and I'm ambivalent about the rest of that structure at this point.

However, you could talk the same way about 2024, or to a certain extent about 2023, or 2019, or 2016, or 2015, or 2004. I have been dooming about more or less exactly this second act of the Trump Era since two elections ago, and there's paper trail on this very website to prove it. Really nothing about last year was special: not cosmically, not in terms of the general standards of humanity. And also, you might not have noticed this, but movies were really good last year. It was a great year in the theaters that it felt like there were three movies playing at all times I needed to see. I might never catch up on the things I missed. However, no matter how many times you saw One Battle After Another, it didn't fix anything. 2025 still was one battle after another, and like 2024, 2023, etc, nothing was settled.

No, 2025 was simply one of the worst years of my life, and that was not the president's fault, or Elon Musk's fault, or the shitheal kicker for the Kansas City Chief's fault. This post going to get really sad really fast, just a warning. Maybe the world edged itself all year for the worst to happen and it didn't. That's the world. The worst actually did happen to me. There's no relief to be found in the other shoe dropping.

2025 was the year my Grandma died. She was more than just a Grandma to me, she was my third parent, and that made 2025 a uniquely horrible year no matter what was in theaters or what the state of the world might be. I had a bad winter since she was in the hospital a lot. I had a bad spring because she passed away. I had a bad summer because I was in mourning. I had really awful holidays because Grandma was the holidays growing up: she did the decorating and the cooking and she was Santa Claus. she hid the toys and sang the songs and made us leave an apple for Rudolph to eat. 

This all matters for this list because I love movies because of my Grandma.

I have not written anything on this blog in awhile because I knew I would have to write what is effectively a second obituary here. I already wrote a good one for my friends and family back in June. This is a different kind of thing: odds are you didn't know her, and you were worse off for it. She was the kind of sweet old lady that took on the nickname "Duck". She loved children, never suffered fools (certainly not presidential fools), and wanted to care for everybody. She was there for us during the Last Worst Year of My Life(™), 2010, when my baby cousin passed away. That's the worst thing that could ever happen to a Grandma Duck, and she survived it because we needed her. You never heard her still talking to her Grandson when she dropped a pan, sure that his ghost was playing tricks on her. You never had her French Toast on a Saturday morning while watching Seventies Godzilla movies in the living room. You never heard her snore in the middle of Longlegs, wake up, and groggily insist she wasn't actually asleep. You never had the uncomfortable experience of listening to her comment how a certain actress in a shitty SciFi Channel Creature Feature about Giant Snakes has "an amazing body" when you've seen that very same actress naked in a Skinamax movie the night before. I do not know how many weekends I've spent just watching movies with Grandma, how many thousands of things she took me and my sister and my cousins to, how many movies on this blog that I've reviewed that I saw with her.

Take a random post from over ten years ago... Uhh... the World War Z review. Not my best work as a writer, obviously. I took Grandma to the theaters to see that one, because she liked Brad Pitt and liked dumb monster movies. She enjoyed that movie. I didn't. Doesn't really matter now, even watching a bad movie with her was a good time because at least we had something to complain about. The zombies looked dumb and it is fun to dislike stuff sometimes with people you love.

Just how many VHS's did we rent from the video store around the corner? How many DVDs were in boxes around our the house? We bought her a Gerard Butler pillow so she could cuddle with him all beefcaked out flexing his muscles because she loved Dracula 2000 and Olympus Has Fallen and similar kinds of junk. She was never a snob like me, never felt the need to write about anything, she just wanted to watch stuff with everybody. She had the purest kind of film-going experience.

This is the culture really I come from as a critic: the Manger set under the Christmas tree this year had a giant killer shark watching over Baby Jesus in lieu of the angel. My family made a point to all go see Jaws on its fiftieth anniversary. I wish Grandma had been there. I am not making a statement about films as an act of politics, our relationship with capitalism, or what the Netflix purchase of Warner Bros means for the state of the artform. I just wish I heard Grandma doze off in the middle of Jaws and snore. There's a terrible-looking movie coming out this week about a killer monkey attacking teenagers that I would love to tell Grandma about. I laugh at that trailer every single time I see it, she would love that pile of bullshit.

Death is going to be a recurring feature on this list.A lot of the movies in the Top 15 are about mourning, or about dying, or about letting go.  That was not necessarily by design. Mortality is universal, so it is going to come up a lot regardless of the year. But death seemed to be extremely on certain filmmakers' minds, and it was definitely on mine in 2025.

We're going to start with something fun and dumb and something I'm sure Grandma would have loved. It has a little monkey guy in it. Sad stuff will be back though.

Top 15:

15. Predator: Badlands

14. Kiss of the Spider Woman

13. Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc

12. 28 Years Later

11. No Other Choice

10. Friendship

9. Bring Her Back

8. Bugonia

7. The Secret Agent

6. Weapons

5. The Shrouds

4. Marty Supreme

3. Superman

2. The Monkey

1. Sinners