Let me remind you of my motto when it comes to sports. And indeed, this is my motto when it comes to most everything else too. It is three letters: A.B.H.
A. - Always
B. - Be
H. - Hatin'
Always Be Hatin'. I hate a lot of things. One of them includes the New England fucking Patriots. There's a lot of things wrong in the world, but the Patriots one of the few we can see corrected. I hope they lose tomorrow. I hope they lose by 200. We can all go to bed after the Daddy Yankee show because Seattle will already be up by 60 at the half.
I'm a born hater, I'm good at hating. Growing up, I hated school, I hated summer camp, I hated going to Synagogue, I hated visiting most relatives, and I hated going outside to play. Today I hate waking up early, I hate my commute to work, I hate every health insurance, I hate how helpless my damn patients are when it comes to this industry, I hate networks, I hate copays, I hate deductibles, I hate premiums, I hate prior authorizations, I hate EOBs, I hate form 10-10172, and I hate my commute home. I hate the government, I hate the cops, I hate the useless cowardly media that pretends all this is perfectly normal. The president and endless reductions in how much Medicare Part D covers and crooked-ass Cigna Health Plans who love to deny every claim just for the fun of it are not going anywhere.
The Patriots are going somewhere. Win or lose, they're going away after tomorrow night and won't be back until September. Goodbye and good riddance. The Patriots have earned nothing and deserve even less than that. Always Be Hatin' Edition Super Bowl LX: Fuck the Patriots.
