Sunday, February 2, 2014
LET'S GO BRONCOS!!!
So tonight is the Superbowl, the greatest and most important television event in all of human civilization. Normally on this blog, I wouldn't bother even mentioning its existence, because we focus on the more geeky fields of movies, anime, video games, and Doctor Who, but this year is special. Why? BECAUSE THE BRONCOS ARE GOING TO WIN. WOOOOT. LET'S GO BRONCOS!!!! PEYTON MANNING IS GOD'S ONLY SON, HE WILL SLAUGHTER THE SEAHAWKS WITH THE FURY OF A VOLCANIC ERUPTION.
See, I'm a nerd, I accept this. I have a Japanese sword, I keep Pokemon toys on my desk, I did a Let's Play once, there is no excuse for my level of geek. However, I watch football, because I'm also an American Man, and hearty cholesterol-thick blood flows through my veins. If the moment comes, I need to be ready to drop all my anime and join the marines to kill Nazis, Communists, or the Redcoats for Freedom, so to get myself mentally prepared, I watch the NFL, the greatest sporting event since gladiators fell out of fashion a few thousand years ago. But remember:
ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE GLORY OF THE BRONCOS!!!