Thursday May 19th, 2011:
"I know a bar out in Mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a Prada spacesuit about the stars
Getting stupid ass straight out the jar
Pockets on Shrek, Rockets on deck
Tell me what’s next, alien sex
I’ma disrobe you, than I’mma probe you
See I abducted you, so I tell ya what to do
I tell ya what to do, what to do, what to do"
- Kanye's most hilarious lyrics yet
Friday May 20th, 2011:
"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!! OOOOOOOOH YEAH!"
- The Late Great, Macho Man Randy Savage
Saturday May 21st, 2011:
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY - 24 Hours Remain
Sunday May 22nd, 2011:
"GOOD DAY, SUNSHINE!
GOOD DAY, SUNSHINE!
GOOD DAY SUNSHINE!"
- The Beatles celebrating us all still being alive today
Monday May 23rd, 2011:
Tuesday May 24th, 2011:
"Man, you come straight out of a comic book." - Jim Kelly
Wednesday May 25th, 2011:
"The truth will set you free, but first its going to piss you off." - Gloria Steinem
Thursday May 26th, 2011:
"Every hour is hard, the last one kills you."
Friday May 27th, 2011:
"On matters of freedom and equality, history has not remembered obstructionists kindly" - Mayor Bloomberg
Saturday May 28th, 2011:
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679...Sunday May 29th, 2011:
"P.S. please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernons grave in the bak yard." - Charlie Gordon
Memorial Day, 2011:
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal."
Tuesday May 31st, 2011:
"I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, 'Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?' I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener'." - Edgar Friendly
Wednesday June 1st, 2011:
"A joke is a very serious thing." - Winston Churchill
Thursday June 2nd, 2011:
"Remember, Sora. You are the one who will open the door to the light." - I have yet to open this damn door
Friday June 3rd, 2011:
"C'mon People Now, Smile on Your Brother, Ev'rybody Get Together, Try and Love One Another Right Now" - The Youngbloods
Saturday June 4th, 2011:
"Welcome to Planet Blue: my world, my vision. I'm your host through these travels across this land of mine. Will we be reviewing a movie? Will I be solving the world's problems? Nobody knows. Planet Blue has only one rule: I write whatever I want." - That thing above this thing
Sunday June 5th, 2011:
"If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day."
Monday June 6th, 2011:
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Tuesday June 7th, 2011:
"NOEL CHRIST IS THE LORD!! ALL HAIL THE SON OF MAN!!"
Wednesday June 8th, 2011:
"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized." - Adolf Hitler, moron
Thursday June 9th, 2011:
"Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?" - I have no idea who said this
Friday June 10th, 2011:
Not sure what I just watched, but its epicness is undeniable. Also, where was Tifa?
Saturday June 11th: 2011:
All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy. All work and no play makes Blue a dull boy.
Monday June 13th, 2011:
ERROR 408 - Whatever glitch that stopped me from updating my Quote yesterday
Tuesday June 14th, 2011:
"A Bacon Explosion is a pork dish that consists of bacon wrapped around a filling of spiced sausage and crumbled bacon. The American football-sized dish is smoked or baked." - First line of the most delicious Wikipedia article ever
Wednesday June 15th, 2011:
If you can read this Daily Thought, you are completely insane.
Thursday June 16th, 2011:
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin
Friday June 17th, 2011:
Saturday June 18th, 2011:
"Victory has a million fathers but defeat is an orphan."
Sunday June 19th, 2011:
"Do you hear the baby stars? These newborns will grow up to become galaxies someday. When stars die, they turn to stardust and scatter across the cosmos. Eventually, that stardust reforms to create a new star... And so the cycle of life continues. But the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way.... So...you'll see." - God
Monday June 20th, 2011:
"GE 73402463 D" - some number on this dollar bill here.
Tuesday June 21st, 2011:
"All Moderators on this site are awful people. You should be ashamed of yourself for being a tool and being a moron. Go leave. Forever." - My GameFAQs quote, account currently suspended
Wednesday June 22nd, 2011:
"200 400 800 1000 2000 4000 8000 1UP" - throwing a koopa shell through a line of enemies
Thursday June 23rd, 2011:
"Happiness and sanity are an impossible combination." - Mark Twain
Friday June 24th, 2011:
"You must go where I can not,
Pangur Ban Pangur Ban,
Nil sa saol seo ach ceo,
Is ni bheimid beo,
Ach seal beag gearr."
Saturday June 25th, 2011:
"The other soldiers were always willing me with easy smiles despite the fact I clearly had so much yet to learn. Among them was Anthony. In the face of his well-meaning behavior and that of the other soldiers, my response was to become increasingly bitter. I was a child, always with something to prove. A chip on my shoulder. And I was angry. I felt that if I let my guard down, I would eas-"
SAMUS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Sunday June 26th, 2011:
"Its 'This Island Earth' meets 'The Santa Claus', its awesome." - Cinema Snob's review of "Green Lantern"
Monday June 27th, 2011:
"Nobody is actually mature. And anybody who pretends to be is an asshole."
Tuesday June 28th, 2011:
"Everybody is an asshole. And anybody who pretends not to be is immature."
Wednesday June 29th, 2011:
...and nobody is surprised.
Thursday June 30th, 2011:
"I kick ass for the Lord!" - Badass priest from "Dead Alive"
Friday July 1st, 2011:
Greatest episode of "Sesame Street" ever.
Saturday July 2nd, 2011:
"Thank you for your enthusiasm. We promised an update, so here it is. We never say “never,” but we can confirm that there are no plans to bring these three games to the Americas at this time. Thanks so much for your passion, and for being such great fans!" - Go fuck yourself, Nintendo
Sunday July 3rd, 2011:
"Truth and Falsehood went swimming. Falsehood put on Truth's clothes. Truth refused to wear the clothes of Falsehood and went naked."
(Lots of Nothing happens for awhile.)
Sunday July 17th, 2011:
"If you will it, it is no dream." - Theodore Herzl
Monday July 18th, 2011:
True Fact: On the top right window of the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, there is a ladder sitting. That ladder has been there since 1855, when an unknown person set it up for an unknown reason, probably just to wipe the windows. But because the tensions between the many rival Christian sects in the Church are so high, nobody has ever dared to move the ladder, lest upsetting the other factions. If you've ever sought a physical metaphor for the endless stupidity of the bickering between the Christian denominations, the Immovable Ladder is your best bet.
Tuesday July 19th, 2011:
Another True Fact: The Dome of the Rock is easily the most difficult to reach monument in Jerusalem. The Temple Mount itself is only accessible to non-Muslims in the morning from Sunday to Thursday. As for the Dome, it is supposedly blocked off from non-Muslims period, and there is a rude old man who will stop you from entering. However, if you get your traveling companion to distract the old man, you can easily go inside without much trouble. Remember to take your shoes off.
Wednesday July 20th, 2011:
"Fuck you all to Hell" - Graffiti in an Israeli bathroom
"No fuck you" - Response Graffiti, same bathroom
Thursday July 21st, 2011:
"When I came to power, I did not want the concentration camps to become old age pensioners homes, but instruments of terror." - Adolf Hitler"
Friday July 22nd, 2011:
The password is "No".
Saturday July 23rd, 2011:
"Masada will never fall again."
Monday July 25th, 2011:
"I'm going home"
Tuesday July 26th, 2011:
Wednesday July 27th, 2011:
"Do you read Sutter Cane?"
Thursday July 28th, 2011:
"BLUE has died of dysentery." - I only ever made it to Oregon once...
Friday July 29th, 2011:
"Solomon Grundy wants pants too!"
Saturday July 30th, 2011:
"The consequences of today are determined by the actions of the past. To change your future, alter your decisions today." - Apparently this quote is inspiring somehow
Sunday July 31st, 2011:
"Timeo Danaos et dona ferentēs"
Tuesday, August 1st, 2011:
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." - Major General James Matthis, US Marines
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2011:
"I had a date!" - Captain America, ending
Thursday, August 4th, 2011:
"Reek, my name is Reek." - Reek
Friday, August 5th, 2011:
"Don't know the manners of good society, eh? Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal — you sockdologizing old man-trap..." - The last line of 'Our American Cousin' that President Lincoln ever heard
Saturday, August 6th, 2011:
"The North remembers, Frey."
Sunday, August 7th 2011:
"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." - John Barrymore's last words
Monday, August 8th 2011:
"When you get born your father and mother lost something out of themselves, and they are going to bust a hame trying to get it back, and you are it. They know they can't get it all back but they will get as big a chunk out of you as they can." - Willie Stark
Tuesday, August 9th 2011:
"Jessica laughs triumphantly, having won the battle of the bulges." - have I mentioned that I love Dragon Quest VIII yet?
Wednesday, August 10th 2011:
"Not all were made to dance with dragons." - Barristan Selmy
Thursday, August 11th 2011:
"When are we going to get to the fireworks factory??" - Millhouse reviews "A Dance With Dragons"
Friday, August 12th, 2011:
"Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up"
Saturday, August 13th, 2011:
Holy damn, the Chocobo Theme got badass.