This is easily the most major piece of news I've ever covered here at this blog. Tonight the President went on the air to officially announce that Osama Bin Laden, the archenemy of the United States was killed in Pakistan in a special forces raid on his evil lair. Osama Bin Laden, architect of 9/11 and founder of Al-Qaeda is now dead after a ten year world hunt. For years Osama's survival has been an embarrassing recurring joke, an awful reminder of the incompetence of the War on Terror. His very existence was a reminder of the weakness of the American military, and his death is now an affirmation of our power. But today President Obama made the order - as he promised on the campaign trail, sent in the troops, and took him down. This is not the end of the war, but it is a victory. Now the world knows once again, that nobody who attacks this nation will escape without retribution. There are few times that when you turn on the news networks that you hear news that legitimately puts a smile on your face - this man's death is joyous moment for all Americans. But not just for the people of this nation but all people who love freedom, and stand against Jihadism.
Now Osama has joined the other great villains of our past in the place that they rightfully belong: the pages of history. The war is not over. Many will mourn this man. Some might even plan reprisals against America for killing their leader. But those who cry out in anguish on this day must know this: you're next.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH! - I know this song is a parody of this exact kind of this ultra- patriotic American propaganda, but its so appropriate. FUCK YEAH! Also we need a few USA! USA! USA! USA!