Monday, March 10, 2014

Final Fantasy Type-Zero Fan Translation Teaser

A few years Square Enix released "Final Fantasy Type-0" the largest and greatest Final Fantasy game yet for the PSP.  They then very generously refused to release it anywhere else besides Japan.  You could either blame it this on the fundamental corruption and evil that has devoured the corporation for the last few years, or on the utter wasteful failure that the PlayStation Portable became towards the end of its life.  Luckily, where Square Enix is Satanic and hateful, Square Enix's fans are generous and loving, so have taken it upon themselves to translate the game.  The trailer is below:

The translation will be out for consumption come August 8th of this year.  That is, assuming Square Enix does not drop a cease and desist upon our hopes and dreams.  So come late summer, make sure you legally purchase a copy of "Final Fantasy Type-0" and add in this patch, that way the legal owners of this game get credit for their work.


I'm kidding.  Torrent the everliving shit out of "Type-0".  Make sure SE never sees a dime.


  1. Damn, does that look purty.

    I'm not going to think about a possible "cease and desist". Not doing it.

    By the way, did you hear about that Kingdom Hearts survey SE is doing? It's mainly about 1.5 and 2.5, so not sure if it's cool with you.

    1. What's wrong with a survey? I took it actually. They probably didn't care for some of my answers: "Biggest problem with the series: I cannot understand the plot of the games to anybody without six drinks in me." "Anything else you would like to mention: I am a Capricorn, and I am a giving lover."

    2. Nothing really, I just didn't know if the KH survey was ok with you.
      Being a fangirl (but not the hypershipping yaoi type; one should be modest with those), all the answers I gave were shit. "Bring Vanitas back! Make Kairi playable!" I should've said something about Frozen -- oh well. At least you're being practical.
      Also, I'm a Cancer and proud of it.

  2. My body is ready.

    But seriously let's keep this on the down-low until they release the final product. We might joke around that Square doesn't know how to use the internet, but their trolling lawyers do. Hopefully the team will be done by then and by then Square will be too late.