Friday, April 1, 2011

THE BIRTH OF PLANET RED!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FINALLY I HAVE KILLED MY IDIOT BROTHER, AND NOW THIS WORLD IS MINE TO COMMAND!!  I LAUNCHED HIM INTO SPACE RIDING A NUCLEAR MISSILE!  SOON HE WILL EXPLODE WITH THE LIGHT OF A MILLION SUNS ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!  SO BEGINS ONE THOUSANDS YEARS OF DARKNESS UNDER MY EVIL REIGN.  BOW TO YOUR NEW KING!!  BOW TO RED!!!

NOW GET ME SOME VIRGINS SO I CAN SACRIFICE THEM!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 comments:

  1. Would you describe the chances of Blue's escape as approximately one in a million?

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  2. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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  3. "BOW TO YOUR NEW KING!!" I thought RedHighwind was Blue's sister?

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  4. Weirdly enough, this is the 200th post of this blog. Enjoy.

    And HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  5. Oh just to let you know your more then welcome to stay as long as you like pie.

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  6. ...Right. Will this site be undergoing a major Communist redecoration?

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  7. I'm sending Kenpachi in to rescue Blue. I miss the voice of our Blue Leader too much to allow this behavior to go unpunished. -K

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  8. All is cool, budette.
    So you play Shin Megami Tensei? You're a lot more hardcore than your brother.

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  9. And here I was thinking you'd gone all respectable on us, Blu- I mean Red. Good to see some of the old nonsense coming back

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